Author: head beast

  • It’s Past Time to Brake Spring Break

    It’s Past Time to Brake Spring Break

    The first few weeks of Spring Break 2025 in Panama City Beach were peaceful, even enjoyable, outside of the usual traffic congestion. But then, in the last week of March, certain schools from Alabama had their turn at it, and all of a sudden it was Spring Break-‘n-Entry as the Rape Stars flooded into the coast. With them came violence and rapine on levels which probably exceeded those of past years in a very brief time. We say “probably” because in 2022, there were 160 arrests and 75 guns confiscated during “Spring Break”, mostly in the midst of the “Panamaniac” orgy which was sponsored by a handful of businesses, the same businesses that cater to the same crowd of thugs every year: Harpoon Harry’s, Hammerhead Fred’s, Coyote Ugly and Longboards. There may be others, however these are the most prominent of the bunch. But not even in 2022 did Pier Park look like the aftermath of a prison riot.

    Is it really worth the revenue? We speak to service workers and business owners quite often. These thugs don’t tip the waiters, don’t tip bartenders, and quite frequently they don’t even pay the bill. We have witnessed them skipping out of restaurants such as the Buffalo Wild Wings at Pier Park, without paying their bills. We have known property managers who have related to us the horrors of renting to these thugs, and the repairs and replacements which had to be made to the amenities which they had rented. We have spoken to people employed in the maintenance of rentals and have heard veritable horror stories about the messes that they leave. In the meantime, people who would otherwise actually be paying their bills without leaving a wake of destruction won’t even go near the Beach for weeks. We know, because we are among them.

    The video displayed here is a rant which we found on Tiktok, of a Panama City local who is evidently disgusted with the “kids”. While his attitude is justified, and while he knows what “kids” are behind it all, he just won’t say it. Nobody will. And it will never be fixed until we do say it. So we will say it. These are not just “kids”, they are predominantly BLACK “KIDS” from their teens and well into their twenties, or sometimes even older as thugs and drug dealers come along with the crowds in order to take advantage of the moment. Sure, there are exceptions … there are always exceptions. But the exceptions must not provide excuses for the general criminal behavior of these BLACK “kids” year in and year out.

    Furthermore, they have NO respect for authority. To them, the police are only an inconvenient obstacle. The recent Pier Park shooting is exemplary of that fact, as it took place within fifty feet of the nearest police officer, in an area where there was a large police presence. Are the businesses which profit from the presence of these thugs going to compensate the residents who suffer their presence? We seriously doubt they even care… or they would not cater to them any longer. Not noticing a pattern is an excuse. Purposely ignoring patterns is totally irresponsible and in this case, criminally negligent.

  • Downtown Dumpster Diving

    This is not a typical dumpster dive, but an intentional pickup. Observed by the editor, at 3:28 PM Monday afternoon, March 9th, 2025, on Oak Ave. in Downtown Panama City.

  • Stop Fiddling With Nature

    The same people who are attempting to force us into Communism under the false pretense of “Climate Change” are insisting that we poison our bodies with vaccines, and now they are corrupting mosquitoes, and letting millions of tampered mosquitoes into the wild, so that they can poison us some more!

    We do NOT consent to our having been flooded with these GMOs! Who voted for this? Who claims it is “safe and effective”?

    They claim these mosquitoes “do not bite” but this program is funded by Bill Gates, the same Bill Gates who has proposed delivering vaccines through mosquitos!

  • Don’t Eat the Oysters

    Don’t Eat the Oysters

    Every year, millions of people from the upper states of the U.S. come to the Gulf Coast to eat raw oysters. Doing so can be life-threatening. Cook the oysters! Or better yet, do not eat them at all! You are eating God’s water filters!

  • The Best Spare Tire Cover Seen in Florida

    The Best Spare Tire Cover Seen in Florida

    Florida sucks. Don’t move here! Your state is great! Stay home! Especially if you are a liberal or a damned Yankee!

  • The Truth Behind the Florida School Book Battle

    The Truth Behind the Florida School Book Battle

    The truth about the objectionable books found in Florida Schools

    This video, which merely shows some of the content of books being used in schools in at least several Florida counties, was too graphic for Twitter and other social media. So should such books really be found in schools? The complaints being heard about Critical Race Theory (CRT), and the Queer Agenda and the grooming of young children in schools are certainly all legitimate.

  • Boycott The Tap Room

    Boycott The Tap Room

    The Tap Room at the foot of Beck Ave in Panama City is now hosting Groomers, adults who promote Sodomy to children. Let them know that the grooming of children for the comfort and pleasure of perverts will not be tolerated in Florida!

  • Boycott businesses that endanger Panama City Beach public safety

    Boycott businesses that endanger Panama City Beach public safety

    Harpoon Harry’s, Coyote Ugly, Longboards, Hammerhead Fred’s and other businesses, at least several of which are not even locally owned, should be boycotted by Bay County locals. These businesses are irresponsible in hosting and promoting events such as the recent “Panamaniac 2 Final Invasion” which attracted many criminal elements from states other than Florida to Panama City Beach in late March and early April of this year. These elements committed numerous crimes, and the local police confiscated many illegal weapons, or weapons being used or carried unlawfully.

    As early as March 28th, law enforcement officials reported 160 arrests and 75 firearms seizures, according to the Panama City News Herald. Businesses should be sent a clear message that Bay County residents do not tolerate being endangered with the risks associated with such events, because the risks will certainly not be mitigated as long as such events are permitted here.

    So long as these businesses host events like these, they are exhibiting a complete disregard for the health and safety of all Bay County residents.

    “Fuk em we ball” even sounds like a criminal enterprise.
    We are uncertain about Longboards and Hammerhead Fred’s, but Harpoon Harry’s and Coyote Ugly are chains, and they do not even employ Bay County residents year-round, as they only open during peak tourist seasons.
    These were taken from a Facebook page the weekend of Panamaniac 2, and were reportedly taken somewhere near Thomas Drive. We support the right to bear arms, but who needs to bring all these guns to a beach party?
    This scene was on Thomas Drive. Are the businesses which promoted Panamaniac 2 paying the bill for the additional law enforcement, prosecution and court costs? They offered free beer, how about “free” lawyers?

    Law enforcement on Thomas Drive.

  • This is What Fake News Looks Like

    This is What Fake News Looks Like

    Here we have the same newspaper, the same writer, and at the same time. But the stories evidently report two different results. So which is true?

    Headline 1: Nathan Cobb reporting. “Small crowds seen at Bay County voting sites Tuesday; still more votes cast than in 2016”

    Headline 2: Nathan Cobb reporting. “Bay County 2020 Election updates: High voter turnout being reported

    Tell us another one, Nathan…

  • Meet Risdon Bonnell

    Meet Risdon Bonnell

    It is apparent from his Twitter page and other social media posts that Risdon, a Panama City resident, is a Marxist who advocates Communism. While we are certain that he is not Bay County’s only Marxist, as we have encountered many in Social Media, Risdon is worthy of mention because of his occupation.

    Risdon Bonnell is a writer of news and articles for both mypanhandle.com and for the affiliated local television station, WMBB-TV. In our opinion, so long as Risdon is employed in that capacity we will perceive those “news” agencies as the purveyors of subversive Communist propaganda. They are not to be trusted.